We were having a very expensive motivational speaker come to speak to the kids one day. The reason why he was so expensive was because at the end of his speech, he would have one of the Phoenix Suns basketball players come out, as a surprise! I told him, over and over again, to please not tell ANYONE about the surprise and how crucial it was to this motivational speakers performance that nobody know.
Well, at the Faculty meeting, the morning of the assembly, he got on the microphone and told all of the faculty that he was super excited about the assembly he has planning (Which, by the way, I PLANNED IT) because one of the Suns players was going to come out at the end and surprise all the kids.
As the kids were filing into the gym for the assembly, they were all talking about which Suns player they thought was going to be there!
My internal monologue at the moment: I'm glad I just spent $3000.00 of our school budget on a lame assembly that was ruined by YOU!
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