Saturday, August 2, 2008

Apparently, stories are always better when more people die!

Work Story # 5
We had a Senior Assembly, and he got up in front of the Seniors and said, "In my career, I have had 8 students die driving in their car while ditching school.  (Which I asked him about once before when I thought he was lying, and he said, "yea, well, maybe it's more like 2 or 3" and laughed!)  But he said it AGAIN!  

My internal monologue at the moment:  Hmm, You've worked at this high school for 4 years and we have NEVER had a student die, while driving a car and ditching school... and before this, you worked at a junior high for 9 years...  You know, the last time I checked, junior higher's can't even drive!  So, have you really even ever had a kid die while ditching school?

1 comment:

shells said...

that is hilarious!! totally michael scott!