I have a little jar in my desk drawer where I keep quarters for sodas. A couple weeks before the following story happened, I started noticing that my quarters were disappearing, so I stopped re-filing my jar.... Okay, here's comes the story:
I was sitting at the conference table in my office working on something. He walked in and asked if I had any money for a soda. I said, "No, sorry... I don't have any money." He then proceeded to walk over to my desk and open the drawer where I kept the jar of quarters! My mouth was wide open in astonishment that he was going through my desk, right in front of me, and that he knew where I kept my quarters!
My internal monologue at the moment: First of all, I just told you I didn't have any money, and secondly, how did you know I keep quarters in that drawer?! Then a couple seconds later it dawned on me... So, that's where all my quarters went! gggrrrr
1 comment:
WTF. This has to be a joke.
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