I love mediations... we apparently do them almost EVERYDAY!

Work story # 11

He was meeting with a parent and said, "Last year we had 83 mediations between students, and they were ALL successful."  

My inner dialogue at the moment:  Okay, there is NO WAY we had 83 mediations in 1 year.  We usually only have 1 a month (which would be a total of 12 per year!).  Besides, you can't keep track of where you left your soda, why would you be able to keep track of the exact number of mediations we had?!   Next time you're going to make a number up, try saying a number that's a little more realistic so you don't look like a total idiot again.